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grand

11-12-07, 23:24

סתם משהו נחמד שמצאתי .

You know you have a grand when
...

you have some sort of jeep sticker on the back window...
your wj eats front rotors almost as often as you change your underwear...
You have no heat coming out of the vents on the passenger side.
You don't care about resale value.
You're neighbours know when you're leaving your driveway, and know when you're back
You make a point to drive up and down snow covered road several times waving at stuck lexuses, nissans and acuras

You tell you mechanic what the problem is, before he even looks at the car
When the only stock thing underneath your Jeep is a dirt

First thinng you do when you get to work is logon to jeepsunlimited.com/forums

You don't care what kind of vehicle you own.
gas mileage is irrelavent
the girlfriend has touble gettin in but once shes in its nice and comfy

the spare tire wont fit in the designated spot anymore
theres always something to improve
You are tired of explaining what that damn beeping noise is at start up
When you use your wifes remote on the limited and you can't fit behind the wheel.
Your rear axle makes a wonka wonka wonka sound in tight turns.

Your front tires make a chirp chirp chirp sound in tight turns.

You know exactly what a vc is and how to change it.

You start to tell new passengers you really don't have a rear lamp failure before they get in.

You've done more axle work in one year than you've done in your entire life for other cars you've owned.

You think Deathwobble is a system that jeep made to keep you awake
You don't know where the cover to your fusebox is.
Swaybar endlinks all start clunking at the same time.

...Familiar smell of antifreeze.
You're always asked, "You off-road in that?".
Your to-do list gets bigger not smaller

You know you have a grand when your anniversary is spent in the bush having a picnic
You know you have a grand when you still look out and say dam I love that beast. Even though it causes more aggravation then the wife.
You know you have a grand when your wife tells you, how about getting your hands on me as much as you do the Jeep
you know you have a grand when the last thing you think about is what am I going to do to her tomorrow and the first thing you do is look to make sure no one stole her in the night.

you know if someone else in a gc sees you broken down or stuck they will stop.

people in wranglers and cjs dont think you have a "real jeep"

you keep trimming your front bumper till theres nothing left to trim
You look for obstacles off the road that will allow you to "flex".

You're familiar with a TSB on how to add a gear to your tranny, snip wires to make shifts better, and the difference between Teeves and Akabono calipers.

You're offended when people compare your jeep to their "Off-Road" Exterra, and subsiquently give them a lecture on the differences between IFS and a solid front axle.

When you tell people your vehicle has 220K on it and laugh when they start asking what kind of Honda you drive.
when your wife force you to buy her a JEEP, you will know that your wife get infected...by JEEP

...when you're reading this thread thinking to yourself, "that hasn't happened to me yet...".

but I still love my Jeep!