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אימייל משעשע שקבלתי מקווין לכבוד הLabor day. נראה לכם שיצליח לו?

From the Desk of Kevin -
KevinsOffroadManufacturing.com
09/04/2009

Labor Day Weekend absolutely sucks for sales in our industry! Everyone is out, having fun; not thinking for a moment about their poor, abandoned Cherokees, Grand Cherokees, and Wranglers and the parts that they oh so desire. How poorly we treat the ones we love sometimes!

You, alone, can remedy this sad, sad state of affairs, redeeming the bond you've built with your Jeep over the years, and saving yourself a TON of money at the same time, making peace in your relationship once again. Life is good.

As most of you know, Bryant is our head sales guy over here, and sometimes pretends that he knows all there is to know about marketing and promotions. Anyway, he bullied me into offering a discount for Labor Day Weekend, which I argued that everyone would be out of town with friends and family, enjoying themselves, and would not even be checking their e-mail, but he argued with me about it, and so now he and I need to settle the score! You can either prove ME right by NOT responding before MIDNIGHT on September 8th (I'm cheating just a little bit, as the 8th is Tuesday), or you can prove HIM right, by JUMPING on this promo/bet we have running, and saving a full 15% on all KOR-manufactured products at the same time.

Now, fortunately for you, yours truly is not all that brilliant when it comes to programming our shopping cart, and when I put this promo code in the system, I couldn't figure out how to EXCLUDE shipping from the 15% off discount, so for a VERY limited time, you'll ALSO get 15% OFF YOUR SHIPPING UNTIL I FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX THE DUMB PROMO CODE!!!

Go to http://et.ratepoint.com/2aad0112461d...f45fc0ee7294a6 NOW, before I figure out the fix, and save even MORE money, taking advantage of my lame shopping cart understanding, and getting us to pay for part of your shipping cost. If I figure it out FIRST, then you'll still get the 15% off, however, not off the shipping cost.

THE PROMO CODE IS BRYANT15

Bryant is betting that this promo will be a success, and I say it won't...only you can help us decide who's right.

Have a GREAT weekend, EVERYONE!!

Your Brother in Jeeping,
Kevin

PS: Wonderful. I just realized that all the non-KOR products are coming up with a 15% discount also. If you decide to put another companies' product into the cart along with your KOR-manufactured products, and the dollar-amount of the KOR stuff is at least 50% of your total, we may let it slide by without asking you for some add'l dollars to process the order. I gotta get this thing fixed!

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