אוסף בדיחות לוקאס. רק מי שנוסע באוטו אנגלי יבין.

[asafk]

בעקבות:
http://www.jeepolog.com/jp_forum/vie...amp;highlight=

הנה עוד קצת:

The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."

Lucas denies having invented darkness. But they still claim "sudden, unexpected darkness."

Lucas--inventor of the first intermittent wiper.

Lucas--inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.

The three-position Lucas switch--DIM, FLICKER and OFF. The other three switch settings--SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE.

The original anti-theft devices--Lucas Electric products.

"I've had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never experienced any prob...

If Lucas made guns, wars would not start either.

Did you hear about the Lucas powered torpedo? It sank.

It's not true that Lucas, in 1947, tried to get Parliament to repeal Ohm's Law. They withdrew their efforts when they met too much resistance.

Quality Assurance phoned and advised the Engineering guy that they had trouble with his design shorting out. So he made the wires longer.

Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: check the position of the stars, kill a chicken and walk three times sunwise around your car chanting: "Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant."

Lucas systems actually uses AC current; it just has a random frequency.


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אסף.

[t_uri]

איזה צחוק...... גדול :lol: :lol:

[ד ו ר ו ן]

מעולה!

[אלון_ק]

אני לא מבין מה מצחיק. אנשים נוסעים בל"ר והעולם שותק.

[shachar]

אל תצחק הם ניסו להיכנס לתחום של שואבי אבק

IT WAS THE ONLY LUCAS THAT DIDNT SUCK